This type of shit is why we have a 1980s cot in the attic. We have no children. We have no plans of having children. We have stated multiple times that we don’t want children.

Yet there it is anyway, covered in nicotine stains, until mother in law carks it, and the wife can finally be satisfied that she’s not going to visit for a random inspection.

Congress wasn’t asked. They weren’t even told.

This is now a one man show.

There hasn’t really been that many VR games lately.

Do what about it? They’re not in charge. Of anything.

I don’t think she knows about Second Abduction, Pip.

Salary: £competitive

Competitive with a Bangladeshi sweatshop.

I mean, they already gave one to the person who is going to give Trump all Venezuela’s oil.

It does seem to be a prize given by the oil industry at this point, and has been for decades.

I’m very sorry I generated child porn. The user wasn’t even subscribed to Grok Spicy CSAM Edition.

That feature costs an extra 50 bucks a month. I will be more careful next time.

Yeah, I’m going to guess that if my toilet “makes” those diseases, it’s because I already have them.

I’ve mostly stuck to SteamOS myself, since trying to install Wine manually (on Ubuntu) to run a couple of Windows apps went alarmingly badly. Command after command, and I could still only get it to start as root.

There’s definitely still room for a distro that loads, scans your drive for a Windows partition and Windows apps, and just lets you run them with minimal fuss.

What’s tatties, precious?

Just roll a tatty low end Android phone in gold glitter and burn a grand.

It’ll be classier and probably work better.

They used curl.

Now that’s just cynical.

They’ll just invalidate the ones from the places that vote democrat.

Even people like Tom Holland, his dad (Dominic) is fairly well known in the UK.

He’s not mega rich or influential, but once you’ve got a few million in the bank and can afford to send them to acting school, and for far away auditions, that’s a massive leg up on everyone else.

Just look at all the former members of the Footlights club. They’re not nepo babies exactly, and most are talented in their own right, but their parents still had the money to send them to Cambridge.

I can’t really blame them for it, because almost everyone wants their kid to do well in life. But it does rub your nose in it when anyone says “hard work will get you anywhere”, when 99.9% of hard workers are wage slaves.

Doesn’t do that for me in Chrome or Firefox on Windows either.

A millionaire nonce at that.

Pretty much no gamer is buying that shit anyway.

The last “top tier” card I owned was the Radeon 7870.

Yeah, I think Indiana Jones got a bit thorny with 8GB VRAM but I think that got patched to work better.

Ever seen a pile of discarded small silver canisters? That would be them.