

Guys, I’m starting to think we’re not going to get those $5,000 checks we were promised.
/S


Guys, I’m starting to think we’re not going to get those $5,000 checks we were promised.
/S


I guarantee he’s going to try a military coup before 2028, probably even next year if the midterms don’t go his way, and my only hope is that the Army and National Guard remember their oath is to the Constitution and not to Trump.


I really hope we’re even allowed to have an election in 2026.
My Spidey Sense tells me he’ll start a war in the next 12 months then get the Supreme Court to side with him on postponing elections during wartime, and then we’ll stay in a permanent state of war afterwards.


ChatGPT is going to nuke my house for repeatedly asking it if there’s a seahorse emoji.
In all seriousness though, I assume it’s for nuclear power to satisfy the exponentially growing need for electricity, but if we’re going to be building reactors they should be powering the grid and reducing our dependency on fossil fuels, not privately owned reactors for corporations.


Photos and videos from Epstein’s island.
Remember the pee tape? My money is on it actually existing and that it happened not in Russia, but on Epstein’s island. I’m also willing to bet it’s just one small piece of evidence in a pile of photos and videos obtained from the island by Putin, and I also bet it’s the most tame bit of footage he has on him.
I’ll never forget the way Jack Smith looked at him in court, it was the most pure look of hatred and disgust I’ve ever seen.
Jack saw some shit in piles of evidence obtained from Trump’s various priorities, that’s not a look you give someone that only stole documents.
No, it should, but they’ll keep it propped up as long as they can, making the inevitable collapse far worse than if they let it happen organically.


Trump has been signaling a false flag of sorts when he claimed that Biden put FBI agents in the January 6th “protests” (his word, not mine) and incited violence.
So I’m fully expecting violence, but not from the people there actually protesting.


As a former firefighter from a rural area, they’re just as bad as the cops. Most of them ARE police or sheriff’s deputies as a second job, and several are “proud boys” who happily stood on the courthouse lawn with their masks on to protest anything Biden did.
They’re not heroes, they’re cops that like to play with fire.


Russia warns of some vague nuclear related threat every 3 weeks or so.


Ah yes, obviously the Democrats fault for not bending to the fascist budget plan…
/s


So far it’s only been fascists shooting other fascists in the face.


He’ll charge his mind by the end of the week


I hope Jimmy demands the ABC affiliate owner gargle his scrotum.


Are you positive it isn’t Just Cause 4? Because that’s the first thing that comes to mind for me.


Shit, yeah I fucked up somewhere on the calculator 🤷♂️


1 million is a faction of what the reality will be. There are roughly 320 million people, 1 million people is about 0.003% of the population.
As of late 2024 it was estimated that between 57% and 73% of people were living paycheck to paycheck.
Let’s go with 57% and cut it roughly in half to be conservative and go with 28% of people being one missed paycheck away from losing everything.
28% of 320 million is about 90 million.
That “1 million” estimate is off by several orders of magnitude on the low end.

It looks like him, but that doesn’t look like Cancun in the background so I’m skeptical.


A Skil Electric screwdriver.
I thought it was gimmicky but it was $20 about 8 years ago and I thought it might be useful sometimes, I use the every living shit out of that thing to this day, and it’s still going


I’m going to start saying I’m “pouring one out for Charlie” every time I take a piss
They don’t need to understand your decision, it’s YOUR decision, not theirs. You don’t owe anyone an explanation.