Where do you think we are?

Yes. He turned Willow into steampunk non-sense and killed all the characters from movie except the princess and Willow.

It’s like humans and wolves. Or humans and whales. Or humans and sharks. Or humans and humans. Damn humans, they ruin everything!

Thank you for your service.

He’s got the mind of a 4 year-old

It’s mostly people posting I recognize. The comments are always new people

Shadow Moon, the sequel to the movie Willow, written by Chris Claremont and George Lucas was hot shit. I couldn’t finish the 2nd book in the trilogy.

Old school, love it

Honestly, when was the last time we saw actual consequences?

“Hey, babe. Let me look at your text messages.”

“Uh, sure, let me just ‘unlock’ it.”

"Wait, why did you say that with quotes?’

“Oh, bad news, hun, seems my phone wiped itself.”

People shouldn’t be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Pelosi stood on top of a pile of money she insider-traded on to top that bat

This shit got a wiki page?

Her and Janet Jackson bodyslammed me into hetero-ness

It’s already here

Ralphie’s gone mad!

They’ll go further, just wait

My back.

They’ll use it to arrest and human traffic non-citizens immediately and try to go after citizens for treason

That’s a spoon