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2 hours agoNope. Straight as can be (but without all the insecurities about my manliness that make so many become assholes). Thanks for clearing that up - makes me feel slightly less clueless.
Since I invariably wind up getting “name suits” types of comments, here’s the explanation behind it:
Around the turn of the millennium, I was trying to come up with a username to use on a particular site that had a shortish character count limit for usernames. My goal was something related to the fact that I would often be making my points in arguments with “holier-than-thou” types by taking what they were saying, and turning it on its head so the offensive stuff was directed back at them.
I also happened to learn shortly beforehand that many years ago “'ape” was somewhat commonly used as a verb to mean “imitate” or “copy.”
I’m sure you can figure the rest out.
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It’s what makes them gay.
It’s difficult to be serious when you’re gay (happy).
Too old & out of the loop, I guess. Sorry.
Ah, that explains it - leather, I’m guessing?
Mkay… How does one fulfill the request to “gay dogs?”
Oh, shit! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!!
NO, I DIDN’T MEAN GET THAT OFF!!!
I pet dogs frequently, do I now have to divorce my spouse due to irreconcilable differences of bodily parts?
9·1 day agoDidn’t that already happen somewhere around the turn of the millennium?
EDIT: Yup, although it was a .com domain.
6·2 days ago…going at high speeds.
Well, there’s a double entendre for you.
2·2 days agoNah, not likely at least until the next administration, so it’ll probably be a bit longer than that.
Can we spare Mackenzie Scott? She seems to be trying to do the most good she can with the money she got out of the divorce from Bezos.
Damnit, Verne Troyer - why couldn’t you have stuck around for this?!?
I’ve seen that look… Right before he suddenly leaps up & takes off down the hall at warp speed as if he realized he forgot something. Of course, when he gets there he’s already forgotten what it was so he just acts like what he just did didn’t actually happen despite everyone watching him wondering what all that was about.
One takes twice as long as the other to get their work done, so I think they’re just work “friends” because the washer secretly hates how the dryer keeps talking so long.
Sorry, I feel the opposite. With each day bringing ever more absurd crap & destruction from this admin, waiting for the time for this all to be over with has slowed down and stretched out (like a horror movie hallway) to the point of feeling like this shit will never end.
The only way to make that graph make sense to me is if you added a toilet to the bottom.
Yeah, that’s pretty much why I went with the knead theory.
6·3 days agoWell, that’s fair.
Which makes the fatality decidedly NOT new - especially if you’re using the CRT from its arcade cabinet.
Fuck, I’m old. First thought was from back when I was a child & didn’t understand what “White Anglo-Saxon Protestant” meant. Haven’t heard that term in a long time, yet it’s still the first definition that pops into my head upon hearing that word.