And have bad skin?

I’d rather look fabulous with anxiety on the side

Excellent news! Now I need to find a Linux distro that has fractional scaling built in so I can see stuff on my giant screen for everything else not in Firefox

Privacy concerns aside, saying the glasses are literally useless is

My eyes glazed over as soon as I read this much.

Nothing you say after this matters for a device purpose built for non consensual and inconspicuous invasion of privacy

Hey, stop spying through my window!

That’s just what it costs when you already have health insurance.

Ask me how I know

When the ER costs $3k you should probably portion that Mac’n’cheese

My mom’s laptop just physically broke and is unrepairable, so I don’t have to do the whole thing you did for yours.

I’m a little bit relieved, because I’m not sure I love my mom as much as you do…

I’m available for tech support whenever she needs

If cats don’t normally sit on your lap and you are okay with cheating, buy a heated blanket

This is the absolute perfect community for this picture.

I mean, why does the chicken want in??

Protip: don’t rely solely on the timer. Pull a noodle out to sample a little bit early to find the right texture, if you do it that way you get perfect al dente every time.

You know what this means guys, more Californians moving up here and making everything even more unaffordable 😡

Totally stealing this idea for myself for next year. Gotta win that costume contest

This was my first thought too.

There are basic things about ourselves that we have no firm grasp of, like what is consciousness or why Tylenol relieves pain, so it strikes as hubris to claim such a technology cannot exist because it’s impossible on today’s computers.

Every damn morning

Fuck yeah, this timeline about to get organic computers

Is no one gonna mention that this guys Christmas tree is already up and it’s not even Halloween yet?

I did this once

The feeling of sweaty aka slippery butt cheeks in summer while walking to class and worst of all climbing stairs was too much. And let’s not forget that farts have a to physically separate your cheeks to escape. Too much weird feeling.

Never again

Now I let my butthole grow some hair but keep it trimmed low because I’m not a heathen

The bubble bursts when one of them can’t make their monthly payment.

It’s the dot com bubble all over again

Makes me think I should sell all my retirement stocks and stick it in bonds until the bottom falls out from under Nvidia

Batman did her dirty , she’s just an environmentalist

We’ll probably be seeing this headline every year until we die