Reeeally hope those were dentures… otherwise, ow.

Fresh meat volunteering for the front lines!

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I really shouldn’t joke, Putin might.

Hey, a turnip is probably worth more than the can’s recycling value, so he came out ahead!

Remember back when he supported Junteenth as a holiday?

Well of course. Honestly I’m surprised it took this long. As I’ve said in the past, there’s no bigger tent than a fascist who needs power, and no smaller one than a fascist who has power. Trump has gotten the votes he needed from the Catholics, so it’s out with “We’re all Christians here!” and in with “They’re not real true Christians!” In this case apparently because they commit the sin of empathy.

I have a oddly hard time spotting Cybertrucks in the wild, I think it’s my brain trying to spare me the psychic damage of seeing such an ugly vehicle.

You can probably remove “ID” from your post.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Six for me, but I cannot picture ever using something like this… even while the grief was still fresh.

Well I mean it doesn’t. If the program ever comes out it’ll probably just be a generic LLM with a few custom prompts for each customer (if that).

Also, I can’t imagine anyone who was actually close to someone being willing to actually use something this ghoulish. So they won’t find it suspicious if grandma starts saying the secret ingredient in her pizza sauce was glue or that you should feed baby Charlie one small rock a day.

In case somebody doesn’t know about the nightmarish AI product this comic is referencing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tq6gqh5aaohgi55y2yofylwj/post/3m5k4ojtgs22r

Fuck yeah you got Gong!

Well, (not a Christian) as I understand it the whole “don’t masturbate” comes from the story of Onan. Onan was some rando who had his brother die and as such he was obligated to impregnate his brothers wife (as was the fashion at the time) so his son by his brothers wife would be the heir of his bother… I’m sure it made sense at the time.

Instead Onan decides to practice “pull out” contraception so he can keep fucking both his own wife and his brothers wife too. This pisses off God and he gets all smite-y on Onan.

This gets interpreted as either “Masturbation is a sin” or “Give you brother an heir” or “Don’t defy gods cucking fetish” depending on which sect you talk to.

I don’t think “Fake it till you make it” works very well as a military strategy.

Eh, people over at Reddit have some serious hair triggers on accusing someone of being a shill. I’ve been accused dozens of times.

Fallout is what’s truly needed to Make America Healthy Again!

Self described communists stanning for a heavily corrupt capitalist country run by a authoritarian thug who used to work for the secret police never fails to baffle me.

They took harem anime’s to heart?

Since we all know Global Warming is a hoax, obviously those mosquitoes were smuggled into Iceland by Antifa.

Just to put on my tinfoil hat here, I think the Trump administration realizes that it’s grasp of the populous is slipping. So now they’re doing big military shows and making speeches to try and curry favor with the military. You know… just in case something happens and they need to use the military against US citizens.