Hopefully Noem is available, Ive heard the one thing shes good at is putting down sick puppies

Im a big fan of doing small amounts, but sometimes it definitely gets you feeling like

The “speak softly” era of American diplomacy is over, but the big stick is still bigger than ever. There is effectively a zero chance of anyone being willing to go toe to toe with the big stick. Although its possible the current leadership runs itself out of resources to wield the big stick against a large enough coalition of other countries. That part remains to be seen while we waste time fighting Iran for no reason

There are pictures from the St. Louis vs St. Louis world series in 1944 that show young kids having beers and smoking cigarettes. Considering that was decades later, I can only imagine what kids were up to in the 1920s. Surely they were drinking and smoking too

1-8-5-0-5 dash 7-4-2-7

Neighborhood pride

It was fundamentally founded in the concept of “a king having power over everyone is unfair, but obviously having a ruling class of oligarchs is okay”, and basically has never moved from that point. Just rich white dudes mad at one more powerful rich white dude. They never intended to give up an inch of their own power. They were just salty about the king

Sad day for the marines when they had to stop eating flesh

Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News? Do ya like jazz??

Do you swear to tell the woof, the whole woof, and nothing but the woof, so help you dog?

When asked about the defense’s characterization of the ATF report, Christopher D. Ballard, a spokesperson for the Utah County Attorney’s Office, told USA TODAY ethical rules prohibit him from speaking publicly about forensic testing and test results.

“But I can say generally that when the results of a bullet fragment analysis come back as inconclusive, that means only that the fragment did not contain enough detail for the examiner to determine whether the characteristics on the fragment were consistent with having been fired by a particular firearm,” Ballard said.

Per USA Today article on the same topic

Id prefer to see a nice pair of boobies

But was it decaf??

All my axes live in taxis

I smh, therefore I am

People who use public Venmo are stupid, prostitution aside. What an artifact of the “anything and everything should be social media somehow” era

Or his university

Or his tie company

Or his steak company

Literally the only thing with name attached to it that doesnt fail are the hotels he sells his name rights too, and they dont fail because they are owned and controlled by other people that arent morons. They just have a moron’s name on the building

Working under the direction of a Dr. Charlie Tuna, PhD

20 years of no use but at least they look elegant (except that they look like shit)

The unergonomic handle design on every single knife seems like something I would actively avoid using if at all possible

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you dont

Maybe: Sandi “Hi, this is Sandi….”