Thanks for asking, I do not.

Or Socrates and Testicles!

People say scolding cats doesn’t work but when mine started doing this I responded by yelling “NO” at the top of my lungs which caused her to evacuate at full speed. Took about 4 or 5 times until the behavior stopped and she’s just as affectionate. She still wakes me up from time to time but only by meowing and not as early.

If only there was another way to play Skyrim

You just conjured up a childhood memory. All I can say is you’re not exaggerating lol.

Kid named FingerFinger

🌽

Are we sure the marine biologists properly understood the concept of wifi when they explained it to shrimps?

Extra juicy since the third bird is another male

Yes that’s exactly it. At the end of the day it’s pathologically deformed corn. It feels a little like the thought of eating cancerous tissue even though it’s not quite the same. I do enjoy similarly treated food items like blue cheese though so it’s probably just a matter of getting used to it.

I love fungi and I’m usually an adventurous eater but something about this image really rubs me the wrong way. Cool facts though. I’m glad it exists, just not sure I’d try it.

Computers can spread viruses too ☝️🤓

Me for about a decade before going fuck it and learning a trade

Ello guvner

Did they rasp the can over the gravy as a topping?

National 30.48cm Ball League

Gonna explain this meme to my pop pop w dementia in the middle of dinner this christmas

It isn’t but I kinda wanna travel to Venus now

Ausnahmsweise werde ich diese KI-Perle ungeprüft als Fakt akzeptieren.