When you steal a little they throw you in jail. When you steal everything they crown you king.

Happy new year from Ukraine with love.

Are the Epstein files in the BIG FACILITY?

I start a war, I ended that war. Where is my noble peace prize?! 🫲🍊🫱

In the dying days of the Nazis in WW2 Hitler lowered and raised the requirement for service. The final battles in and around Berlin were fought by 14 years old boys and men in their 80’s. Putin will have no shame whatsoever sending children and seniors to their deaths for him.

You can trust the American government, just ask any Native American. All of our treaties are still upheld…and strong…and *shot in the back.

Jon Steward cracking his knuckles in the background…

Don’t do that, don’t give us hope…

Dave should have never come back from Africa.

I would like to welcome Rebecca Joyner to her future career in the Trump administration.

Judges for the noble peace prize I would like to nominate…

2 live crew, nasty as they wanna be.

This is the gift he and his supporters deserve.

Merry Cornmas 🌽

Tiz the season.