They are trying to act Trumpian without acting too Trumpian.

This guy sounds so fucking METAL!

That’s not how that works.

They dont even put the little mail boxes on the side.

I was thinking about this as well. The spy/troll hits the War Thunder forum with a post like “I hear the new F47 doesn’t even have any components of the Next Generation Air Dominance program” … then he waits for a bite, reels in a little by giving a few fake statements and arguing… then waits for the inevitable top secret manual to be posted.

What!?!? We can’t just randomly fire on other nations without them retaliating? Outrageous!

It has to be from an endangered gorilla.

Yes, each impeachable instance or crime is grounds for a new impeachment.

The US likely has the votes for a 3rd impeachment, with some Republicans coming across the isle (again). However, it will not result in Trump being removed.

The US system is so fucking weird, it was never meant to work with political parties. It’s like a penalty being called on the winning team in sports and the referee stops to ask the offending team if they should get a penalty or not.

Agreed, it is pretty spot on. Capturing the originals vacant stare is what makes it.

Dont threaten us with a good time.

Agreed, my friends knew about 90% of these and most of them are not on Lemmy. I think the weak link, or the one most hadn’t heard of, is the new funding bill that grants Trump more crazy powers to thwart the justice system … but at this point who can be surprised by that.

Hahahahaha Hahaha haha “Lawful”

28% of Americans think they are billionaires that are just suffering a temporary financial setback.

I call dibs on being “Cousin Johnny” I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

Cops and city government are more interested in giving people tickets than they are of solving crime. Implement a new theft enforcement team that takes complaints online with porch video attachments and goes after porch pirates? No … they dont have the resources.

Put in more traffic cameras to catch speeders and red light runners? Oh yeah, get those criminals.

So stupid. They will just tunnel under a wall. Also walls do not block planes, which is where 90% of illegals come in. They buy a plane ticket, get here, and then just stay.

William has it better. Will, Willy, Willis, Willie, Buddy, Bud, Bill, Billy, and Liam. Willa, Wilhemenia, Wilma, and Billie for the ladies.

“I’m afraid it was the MORmons. Yes, the MORmons were the correct answer.” –The Director of Hell (Southpark)

I hate that I have learned this factoid.

I dont even think leopards would want to eat her face … she has those crazy chimpanzee eyes that are too close together.