Someday I’m going to make a movie called Momento and it won’t matter what a piece of shit it is, it’ll end up selling plenty of copies simply because people don’t know words.
The idea that Americans might have to do something to fix their country? Unthinkable, clearly a joke. Good luck.
Which American are you?
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“We can’t fight back because then the Nazis will take the opportunity to punish us harder”
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“it’s not as EASY as you seem to think”
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“Yeah, well what have YOU done??”
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“Did you not see the VERY effective and not-at-all-a-huge-joke No Kings protests?”
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“Keyboard warrior!”
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“I can’t have principles, I might lose the shitty job I hate!”
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“I believe that every historical revolutionary to whom I owe my prosperity was a Disney character with no family or livelihood at stake and who never really had to risk anything because in my child-brain their victory was guaranteed.”****
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8·2 days agoOn the regular I still fire up Zork 1-3, Ultima 4, StarTropics, OG Metroid, and Maniac Mansion.
6·3 days ago“Americans allow Marco Rubio to ban Calibri font for being too DEI”
4·3 days agoSo are their voters.
5·4 days agoAnd they’re complicit.
Putting aside how fucking tired and predictable this response is from do-nothing US liberals outraged that anyone would suggest their good intentions aren’t enough-
When it gets to my border (and it will, due to your inaction), I assure you we will not hesitate to hurt the right people.
24·4 days agoSays who? How many people are being held in your country without any due process at all?
American citizens sit by and allow this shit to happen.
It’s almost like you should do something about it
It’s cute that you think there are still laws in the US.
Sorry, fucking WHAT? For anyone who was paying attention, I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER memes were our refuge from the message boards, Fark threads and forums where we were watching right-wingers royally fuck the US and losing our goddamn minds because it was pretty fucking clear what path the world was on and HEY TURNS OUT WE WERE RIGHT.
We weren’t monitoring the real-time collapse of late-stage capitalism- we were watching the very worst humans set the stage for it (and being called America-hating alarmists for pointing it out).
2·6 days agoLisa Loeb may know
What are you basing this on
Oh I know you’re not MAGA- but you sure as hell have their reading comprehension
You are armed to the teeth.
Cowardice or disinterest are your only excuses.
Given your constitution it is absolutely the peoples’ fault that the ruling class exists.
This is my favorite kind of MAGA-level defensive bullshit comment.
We tell you repeatedly what is going to happen if you keep letting your kid run around playing with matches and are met with literal decades of belligerent, shitty “mind your own business! USA! USA!” responses- and now that your house is ablaze and we’re telling you to PUT IT THE FUCK OUT, your very smart and good response is “lol shut up, the fire is going to spread to your house too.”
People like you are why the US is fucked.
Right, because no one in history who ever put themselves at risk had a job, family, dreams, hopes, or anything to lose. Americans’ heroes, in their eyes, were all just superhuman Disney characters who never really were in danger of losing anything and whose victory was guaranteed.
And they continue to support it every day until they’ve put a stop to it.