My SeXbox Series SeX has sat in the corner, unplugged, since a few months after the OG Legion Go came out. At first, it was because I preferred the experience on my LeGo. But that’s now turned into me not wanting to receive updates, in case someone finally figures out how to install Linux on the thing and that it requires an older firmware.

I shove my phone up my ass so that any surreptitious recordings are muffled and obscured. I also wrap my phone in foil, but that’s just for texture. Also, this is completely unrelated to sex.

Have you tested using controls to find out if your life was improved by the pizza vs the bagel?

Not if I launch them first! Where’s the 9v battery for the rocket engine igniter?

I highly doubt an AI agent that’s ready to suggest nuking everyone

That Nazi CEO swore up and down that we could inhabit Mars if we just nuked the crap out of it. AI doesn’t have the ability to come up with these kinds of statements on its own, which means that it was fed content with people already identifying nukes as a solution to anything.

The nuking issue is less of an off-the-rails Matrix kinda situation, and more of a “I learned it by watching our CEOs!”

The sad part is that you’re not too far off from many fields of research. For example, research in neurodegenerative diseases in humans tested on mouse models means acquiring mice with diseases that they can’t get. So, you instead use gene-edited or generically engineered mice that are designed to exhibit all of the symptoms of a human neurodegenerative disease, and then try changing those symptoms in the mice in hopes that you’ll learn something that can be translated to humans.

Why would they have a second pejorative for someone who is excessively overbo?

-the barista staring blankly at me in hopes that I’ll just answer how much mocha syrup I wanted-

To point 5: there are companies that sell electric crate motors, pre-configured to couple with your transmission’s bell housing. Hell, some of these companies sell the entire conversation kit, or will do the entire conversation for you. These conversions give you a completely offline electric car that keeps an older car from going to a junkyard, and reduces the materials needed for an updated car on the road. Also, if someone is concerned that a new electric car has the same carbon footprint as an internal combustion vehicle, recycled and reclaimed batteries are an incredible option.

If you’re going to do one of these conversions on a standard transmission car, you’ll probably want to pay some professionals anyway to tune it so that you don’t shred your clutch when you shift. I almost did this with my old '95 Explorer, but it had some suspension issues that I wasn’t willing to tackle at the same time. Plus, my neighbor told me that one of his friends had their car destroyed in a flood, but talked about how they always wanted a classic Explorer in exactly my color, so I gave it to her.

Burgers. Hey, man!

Me: Choking on a bone

My dinner guests: stunned after I bit into the whole Thanksgiving turkey and slammed my face into the table

Doc, you can’t just put cocaine in the frunk of a CyberTruck and call it a DeLorean!

I don’t hate you. I hope that diversifies your energy sources.

Just lemme lick your fingers when you’re done. That way I get all the flavors at once

Also dull.

Learn women’s perspectives

If taking your friends on trips for which you were dangerously unprepared and then stealing all their drugs isn’t work, then what would you call it???

C’mon now… That won’t add 4 to your age.

Please don’t eat the hooved puppy