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That’s an expensive way to look inside your own skull.

What a rational, well-adjusted retort.

“care’s”? Really? Ugh.

I mean, FFS. The possessive form of “care” isn’t a thing, so that’s not even an autocorrect issue unless you’ve fucked it up at least once before.

Stay in school, kiddo. Get mad, stay mad, but get smart, too. 🫶🏼

Systemic*

And, it has been for decades.

To those who still read comprehensively. 🥲

Jodorowsky’s?

/s

That tracks. 🙄

Esoteric Ebb 🥹🙆🏼‍♂️

edit: Oh! I completely forgot! Dispatch about broke my gawdamned heart it was so perfectly beautiful at every step. 😱🙇🏼‍♂️

Wait. Not Snoop. 🥹🫣

Pfeiffer?

It’s an ml fucknut, don’t lump the rest of us in with those trolls.

Might be because they know that my friends and I did, decades ago. 🤌🏼

Oh, hey, I went to school with him. Super nice guy, all around. No notes. 🤘🏼🥰

Hunh. I guess that’s my semi-famous thing, then. Ha! 🤪

Now, that’s something I can definitely appreciate. Thank you! 🥰🖖🏼

Librarians Are Tired

Yeah. We would be too, if our entire career was the antithesis of the current regime. 🥹🙇🏼‍♂️

It would seem contrary to known physics, but tear gas actually makes frozen water whine like little bitches. 🤷🏼‍♂️

You must live in an area that is not a temperate rainforest biome. 🤓

Those acoustics have gotta suuuuck 🫣

Fuckin’ wish.

Wash on tap/cold temp, inside out, and hang dry. 🖖🏼

You do realize that’s a logical fallacy, right?