Bite strength depends on how much meth they have there

10 year old said to me “I heard you used to be a gamer”, so I had to pwn his ass in Mario Kart, just on principle.

I tried playing nice, but they started talking shit and I had to regulate…

Yes. Yes you have.

The only thing worse than loose scissors is overtightened scissors, though, so it’s a fine line.

Damnit, now I’m gonna have to replay it again…

Yeah, apparently she wants me to call her “Fediverse Chick”

Red hat is still around…

R. Kelly’s music slaps.

Also he wrote & produced for damn near the whole industry, so the tree of artists you would have to dodge to not listen to his work is staggering.

Isn’t this how we get the Matrix?

Blasphemous!

Push-ups were Orange Sherbet, not ice cream.

Wait … it’s real!?

UFO 50

1 - I grew up with the NES & now I have nostalgia for a game system that never existed.

2 - You literally get 50 games for the price of admission, so there’s sure to be something that clicks.

3 - I couldn’t imagine playing with a keyboard and mouse.

4 - Seriously, fifty games!

Speak.

Learn Sign Language.

Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt’s powers.

The 2 options to solve this issue are buy physical & digitize it yourself, or pirate & donate to the creators…

Get a Silhouette or Cricut machine and make your own. Plain sheets of sticker paper are cheap & you can make whatever size/design you want.

(May require some graphic design skills)

Heh, I learned their names from playing Chrono Trigger.

Balthazar & Melchior are the other two.

Baltimore

The stomping would probably feel good; imagine how itchy it would be to be woven into a rug & not be able to scratch

Actraiser is one of my all time favorite games; I replay it every couple of years.

The combination of Sim & Platformer always kind of apealed to me because I play a variety of genres and weird combos like that are always interesting.

Actraiser 2 dropped the city building and I lost interest.